My goodness, I have seen THREE movies and not reviewed them! Let's get to it!
The Other Guys: funnier than I thought it would be. Marky Mark has such a weird face, though. Do you think his eyes and eyebrows and lips and hair and everything are all the same flesh color as his face, and he has to draw them in every morning? And do you suspect everything on his face has the texture of Silly Putty, so you have to be careful not to touch it lest your fingerprints become a permanent part of it? Me too.
Piranha in 3D: total boob and blood extravaganza, with superfluous Richard Dreyfus and Christopher Lloyd reprising their best-known parts from other movies. I don't care if you see this or not.
Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World: This was the last chance I was giving Michael Cera to prove he can play a character other than George Michael Bluth, and he actually pulled it off, playing a prick you end up rooting for anyway. This movie is way better than the commercials suggest, really entertaining actually, and if there were any justice in this world Kieran Culkin would get a best supporting actor Oscar nomination. There isn't, though, and he won't.
