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February 19, 2014

Winter's Tale

I had just gotten done listening to a bit on the radio about how the worst movies of the year come out in February, and then I went to this movie. The radio does not lie. This movie is really bad. It's not even fun bad, it's just "I feel embarrassed for these people" bad. You know you are in trouble when the magic flying horse is one of the more believable plot contrivances. The completely unnecessary narrator was gratingly annoying, trying to ascribe depth or meaning or something to this poorly planned pile of film vomit. Do yourself a favor and go see Frozen again instead.