The Revengers

So bored by this nonsense. Two and a half hours is too long, especially when most of it is just CGI stuff bonking into other CGI stuff. That time would have been much better spent on Hulk ripping people in half and everyone else taking off their shirts.

Here's a picture of me watching this movie.

The Avengers

Holy shit, this was the best thing ever.

THE CABIN IN THE WOODS!!!!

You guys, don't read anything about The Cabin in the Woods, just go see it right now. It's incredible. I mean it.

Jiro Dreams of Sushi

This is a really excellent documentary with a whole lot of my two favorite things: FOOD and SLOW MOTION. It poses an interesting question about the meaning of your life's work--should you, like Jiro, focus on one thing until you're the best person in the world at it? Or should you, like me, learn a tiny bit about everything, do a "gritty reboot" of your career every 10 years, and accrue many thousands of dollars in student loan debt? I wish I were as passionate about one thing as Jiro and his eldest son are about making sushi, but on the other hand, I OH LOOK A BUTTERFLY!