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July 7, 2009

How to Ruin a Seemingly Unruinable Movie

Take an iconic Depression-era bank robber.

Remove all items of interest from his story.

Add dialogue so horrible even Johnny Depp can't save it.

Also, add Batman. But not the cool Batman. Just the frowny actor who plays him.

Fuck you, Public Enemies.

1 comment:

Cinemarella said...

Scary, but I can't seem to figure out which Batman you're referring to.