Boorlesque

Jesus, Burlesque. Don't you know gay guys don't automatically love every shitty goddamn movie musical that comes out? They like GOOD shitty goddamn musicals, and you, Burlesque, are not one. If I were a gay dude I'd be very insulted that some idiots thought they could throw together weirdly wigged Christina Aguilera, plastic surgery victim Cher (seriously, she looks like that puppet thing from the Saw movies), and Stanley Tucci's character from The Devil Wears Prada and get me to wiggle my jazz hands around while screaming GIRL YOU KNOW THIS!!!!