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Specializing in short, honest movie reviews.

February 22, 2011

Liam Neeson Has A Very Particular Set of Skills

If you haven't seen Taken, I recommend you remedy that immediately. Liam Neeson yells and punches his way across France in the most amazing fashion, plus he says "WHAT I DO HAVE IS A VERY PARTICULAR SET OF SKILLS".

Unknown is no Taken. It's all right, but Liam Neeson is kind of timid and does not claim to have any particular skill set at all except for insisting everyone call him Doctor. He does that a lot. I made up for this movie's shortcomings by whispering many terrible "what I do have is a very particular set of [fill in the blank]" punjokes to my boyfriend.

I won't spoil anything for you guys, but let's just say someone in this movie has a very particular set of vials.

February 15, 2011

Black Swan

I thought I'd be really annoyed by Black Swan, but I wasn't. It was interesting the whole way through, so I think it was good? Right? That French guy with the triangle head is always fun. You guys should watch Mesrine.

I guess the main thing this movie did was confirm my suspicion that ballet is a horrible torture thing that does bad stuff to your nails and also ballerinas are too skinny.