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February 22, 2011

Liam Neeson Has A Very Particular Set of Skills

If you haven't seen Taken, I recommend you remedy that immediately. Liam Neeson yells and punches his way across France in the most amazing fashion, plus he says "WHAT I DO HAVE IS A VERY PARTICULAR SET OF SKILLS".

Unknown is no Taken. It's all right, but Liam Neeson is kind of timid and does not claim to have any particular skill set at all except for insisting everyone call him Doctor. He does that a lot. I made up for this movie's shortcomings by whispering many terrible "what I do have is a very particular set of [fill in the blank]" punjokes to my boyfriend.

I won't spoil anything for you guys, but let's just say someone in this movie has a very particular set of vials.

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