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February 14, 2009

Slumdog Millionaire, Or, The Importance of Being Poor and Earnest

This movie was relatively entertaining considering it contained cardboard cutouts instead of actual human actors. What? Those were real people? In that case, I have a considerably less favorable opinion of it.

There are 4 people in this movie. Bad Guy #1 (there are actually several of these, but they're all basically the same character), Bad Guy #2 (who does one not-completely-shitty thing in the end, so I guess that makes him Complicated), Pretty Girl, and the male lead, Boring Nice Guy, who spent the entire time walking around being Earnest and Innocent such that I wanted to slap the wide-eyed expression right off his Precious Moments face. Still, this movie is worth watching, unless it's Saturday night and there's a new episode of Cops on.

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