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January 22, 2012

Tinker Tailor Soldier TOAST

I had a very well-thought out, high-minded review planned for this very well-thought out, high-minded movie, but I wasted my day's allotment of brain cells trying to come up with a clever title for this review. Now all I can think about is the really loud toast scene. Holy crap, this movie has the loudest toast! Think about the loudest toast you have ever buttered and/or eaten, and then multiply it by about a billion. That would come somewhat close to being as loud as the toast in this movie.

That's the deal with this movie. It bombards you with overwhelming detail, within which the important pieces of the movie are subtly interwoven... nope, can't do it. Still thinking about toast.

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