Dear Maggie Gyllenhaal's character in Crazy Heart,
Were you really surprised to find out the alcoholic musician twice your age, whose nickname is "Bad", didn't take good care of your son at the mall? No one is that dumb, even if they have a craaaaaaaaazy heeeeaaaaart.
Dear Robert Duvall's character in Crazy Heart,
You were the only good thing in this god damned movie, but even you couldn't save it. Thanks for at least being played by Robert Duvall.
Dear Jeff Bridges, star of Crazy Heart,
Shame on you. You know better.
Dear Scott Cooper, writer, director, and producer of Crazy Heart,
Fuck you, Scott Cooper.
Sincerely,
Lady Blogpants
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