Once when I realized Chris Noth
looks exactly like Sam the Eagle,
and once when I realized Sarah Jessica Parker looks exactly like a turkey leg wearing a wig.
Also: for a movie by, for, and about gay guys, this movie sure doesn't have many good-looking men in it. It in fact only has one. Most of the porking/necking scenes were pretty grim and during one of them I realized I had my face all squished up like a 7-year-old boy who'd rather kiss his baseball mitt than some stinky girl. This movie kind of made me want to never have sex again.
I wish I had Photoshop on this computer so I could put a wig on that turkey leg.
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