Short Movie Review: The Incredible Hulk

There is a scene in this movie where a fat lady in sweats inspires Bruce Banner to buy stretchy pants in anticipation of his next hulktastic episode. This pour soul is actually listed in the credits (as "Large Woman"), even though her entire part in the movie consists of about 4 seconds of ass shot. This brings us to one of life's important questions: Would you rather not be remembered at all, or remembered as the big-assed lady in sweats? Sometimes, all life gives you are equally unattractive options.