Here are some thoughts that went through my head during this movie.
Minute 1: Uh oh, is this going to be one of those complicated movies where I don't understand anything?
Minute 5: Oh boy someone got poisoned! This movie's going to be exciting!
Minute 15: Hi Naomi Watts! I liked you in Eastern Promises! Ooh, is this movie going to be like Eastern Promises? It has Armin Mueller-Stahl too. That's eastern promising. Good one, Mary. Thank you.
Minute 30: Hold on, is this just a legal procedural? Did I just sign up to watch two hours of Law and Order? I was led to believe there would be explosions, and some nudity on the part of Mr. Owen.
Minute 60: This is the most bored I've ever been.
Minute 70: Halftime show! Shootout at the Guggenheim! Fuck you, modern art!
Minute 80: Bored again.
Minute 100: Is that Sting? What is Sting doing in this movie? Oh, boring the crap out of me.
Minute 120: I knew we should've gone to Tyler Perry's Medea Goes to Jail.
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