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March 9, 2009

Watchmen

I liked this movie, but I could have done without the soft-core porn intermission (my fellow reviewers will probably disagree on that point). Patrick Wilson has a pretty nice butt, though.

Speaking of Patrick Wilson, I kept flashing back to him as Raoul from stupid Phantom of the Opera, which nearly ruined it for me (okay, it didn't really almost ruin it for me, but it was certainly distracting.) Luckily, he has better hair in this film (sad, but true!)

And speaking of hair, Matthew Goode (whom I love in Chasing Liberty, don't kill me--it has Mark Harmon in it! And Jeremy Piven!) had HORRIBLE hair. Totally a wig! I could totally tell! ARGH. And the long eared tiger was random. But Matthew makes an excellent villain (SPOILER ALERT!)

Rorschach is AWESOME, and the actor who played The Comedian looks a little like Robert Downey Jr. Just sayin'.

ETA: P.S. The music is awesome (and I can't spell).

1 comment:

Lady Blogpants said...

Who watches the Watchmen doing it in a spaceship?

I do I do! I don't know how much money Jeff Buckley's next of kin have made off of "Hallelujah" by this point, but I do know I am sick of hearing it in a movie context.

Aside from that, I am totally okay with the cheeseball porking scene because of its equal opportunity nudity.