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March 15, 2009

Taken, or, Did you know Liam Neeson was still alive?

This movie is one giant hassle caused by having to save a stupid spoiled rich girl. I could have saved these people a whole lot of time with one genius concept: let the little bitch die. Conversely, maybe they shouldn't have given a 17 year old enough money to travel around Europe following U2 (??) all summer with no chaperone and only her slutty friend Amanda for company. Don't they know the slutty girl always dies (oh, spoiler alert, sorry)? Well, except in real life, where she just gets all the boyfriends.

I also especially like how noone gives a shit about the entire rest of the sex slave ring victims. Ladies? Have you seen this one girl? No? Okay, you may go back to spending the rest of your life being drugged, raped, and tortured. You'll probably die soon anyway.

1 comment:

The Game Dork said...

That was actually the one thing that bothered me about that movie, that he didn't appear to go back for any of the other girls. I comforted myself in thinking that between scenes, when it wasn't important for the main plot of the film, he went back to the building that he had already emptied of bad guys and released them then. It happened, it just didn't happen on screen.

Other than that: Liam Neeson action flick. I loved it.