Intro

Specializing in short, honest movie reviews.

November 23, 2009

Lady Blogpants stole the best "New Moon Sucks" title.

This movie was a lot like the book, which is to say that it was somewhat entertaining but also completely ridiculous.

R. Patz is retarded for thinking Kristen Stewart can act. SHE CANNOT. Then again, neither can he. The only good actors in this movie were Billy Burke (Bella's dad) and Michael Sheen (creepy Aro).

Lining up to see this movie, I thought I saw quite a few Twi-hards or Twits or whatever they're called, but there was an awful lot of laughing during this film (especially during the retarded flash-forward to Bella as a vampire and Edward skipping through the forest all "tra-la-la!" coughlamecough).

Also, why must they make poor Jackson Rathbone (Jasper) look so horrid? He's a good looking kid, I swear!

I was vastly disappointed with the crappy wolf CGI, and angry that Rachelle Lefevre is not going to be in the next one. She was creepy and didn't even have any freaking lines (which is probably a blessing for her, really).

The best part of this movie-going experience for me was the first time Jacob/Taylor Lautner took off his shirt and someone in the audience gasped rather loudly--the rest of us laughed at that person (but secretly agreed).

No comments: